Formed: Chatham, Kent, England, UK
“Here’s a message to those who said we’d never make it:
you were right but you can fuck off anyway”.
Pop Rivits/Headcoats vocalist Billy Childish had a hand in producing and championing these especially unruly retro garage punksters from the Medway. (He also sings on their first two singles - “Oi, you, do you want some fuckin’ shirts off or fuckin’ wot!?”). Playing 70’s style Brit-punk in a deliberately sloppy fashion akin to the sort of stuff Raw or, more precisely, the Pop Rivits used to release, they are a National Treasure, and are elevated far and beyond "joke band" status by the intensity of their delivery and quality of songs.
HERE'S WHAT DAMAGED GOODS SAYS ABOUT 'EM:
What can you say about Armitage Shanks a band named after a fine bit of porcelain….. well quite a lot actually.
Formed in Snodland, Kent in early 1991, good mates of Billy Childish they released their first single Do You Want Some Fuckin’ Shirts Off Or What (with Childish on Vocals) in early 1993, they became the support band at Thee Headcoats London shows at the now legendary Wild Western Room in Archway (mainly because Dick drove Thee Headcoats van). They recorded and mixed their debut album Takin’ The Piss (Damgood 34) in three and a half hours at Toe Rag Studios (still a record I believe), Mr Childish twiddled the knobs while they drunk excessively. A fantastic album, still one of the best albums ever on DG. From there on there was no stopping them, playing to over 20 people sometimes at their own shows in London, they then headed out on their first (and only) UK tour, drinking their way around the country followed by a full European tour the year after.
They did a punk covers album for Vinyl Japan in which they anhiliated 20 punk classics (a couple of the roughest out-takes appear on the CD version of Takin’ The Piss) and then released lots of singles on labels in Germany, France, Japan and America. Another album Shanks Pony (Damgood 94) followed in 1995, another stormer and a live album (Cacophony Now, Damgood 141) was released in mid 1997 which was recorded at the Hope N Anchor in October 1996.
They then took an enforced break for 5 or so years…then a collection of all their singles on one CD (no vinyl this time) called 25 Golden Showers (Damgood 216) a brand new album of new material, which was their first for 7 years which as ever was recorded in the now famous Toe Rag Studios in East London. It’s called… wait for it… Urinal Heep and I reckon it’s one of their best.
They are well and truly back on the scene, they’ve had a few 7” singles out in the states and toured over there 3 or 4 times in the last few years packing them in on the West coast and also recording some of the best stuff of their long career. They’re always entertaining and still, in my opinion, one of the great DG bands.
|Shirts Off (7', 1993)||Dutch Courage
|Takin' The Piss
|Living Is The Best Revenge (7", 1994)
||I Know What You Need (7", 1995)|
|Sing And Play Twenty Punk Hits Of The Seventies (LP, 1995)||Love In A Void (7", as Kyra Rubella & the Shanks, 1995)||Road Fever E.P.
|Are Friends Electric? (7", 1997)||You're Here I'm Hooked You're Gone (7", 1997)||Never Mind The Ballcocks - You Hum It...We'll Smash Yer Face In (LP/CD, 1997)||The Wild Wild Armitage Shanks
|Smash The Cistern!
|All Cisterns Go!
|Louie Louie Music
|Cacophony Now...An Evening With Armitage Shanks (LP/CD, 1997)||25 Golden Showers
Do The Nuclear Tests In Paris And Beijing UK CD 1995 (Vinyl Japan): GLC
That's Mighty Childish - Songs Billy Childish Taught Us UK LP 1995 (Vendetta): Alone
Hey Mom! The Garage Is On My Foot Vol. 1 UK LP/CD 1995 (Damaged Goods): Dagger Attack
It's The Cheap Damaged Goods Sampler UK CD 1997 (Damaged Goods): Shirts Off
Rejected Volume 2 Ireland CD 1998 (Rejected): Ambulance
18 Thoughts Of British Trash UK LP 1998 (Vinyl Japan): GLC / Jimmy Pursey's Bastard Son
Their Sympathetic Majesties Request - Volume 2 US 2xLP/2xCD 2003 (Sympathy For The Record Industry): Dutch Cap
If I Could Write Poetry - A Tribute To Television Personalities UK CD 2005 (The Beautiful Music): 14th Floor (Slight Return)
Bang Crash Boom!!! - A Popclub Compendium Germany CD 2005 (Little Teddy Recordings): Shifting Sands
The Funhouse Comp Thing US CD 2006 (My Fat Ass Revords): Wot U Got
Where's The Beat? Live In The WFMU Studios US 2xCD 2008 (WFMU): Support Slot
International Stomp-O-Lation US CD 2008 (Kaiser/Real Boss Hoss): Gangsters